There are just so many things wrong with the following video. First off, we have a guy who has apparently been given the gift of a lovely red sportbike if the bow and ribbon on the fairing are any indication. Next up, he was not given a helmet. Nor was he given any riding lessons. As a crowd of friends and family watch, the guy tries unsuccessfully to do a burnout. Then he tries again. And again. Failing that, he takes an equally unsuccessful lap around the gas station. Someone please take this guy’s bike away before he kills himself!